DecipherĀ & honour your soul contract
This is the place where I 'teach' - my style of teaching is playful, fun and enriching. This isn't school, its entertaining but its not just spiritual entertainment;Ā this isĀ psycho-spiritual science meets alchemy, art, and the meta-mystic.
Youāve worked hard all your life, played by the rules (figured out what was required of you, even when it made no sense)Ā youāve always given your all...
Because you care, andĀ you love life.Ā
You're a seeker, a believer, a truth feeler.
You've always felt a little different, a little misunderstood, a little ahead of your time, a little too sensitive if you're honest, but you 'manned - up' and you survived.
Youāve fought to achieveĀ your level of expertise and experience. Youāve createdĀ & produced a lot, and are recognised for your integrity and skills.
The problem is that you'd like to rest a while and soften now.
The problem is that it hasn't been safe to do so before.
The problem is that youāre unfulfilled, bored and if you're really honest, a little jaded.
You're bored of feeling frustrated, bitter, disappointed, angry and impatient. Bored of yourself. Bored of being bored.
Youāre respected and liked but youāre not being fully yourself. You're passionate about your craft, but donāt have the money, relationshipĀ and health that you truly deserve and desire. You want it all, not in a greedy way, in an empowered, embodied, fully expressed way. Freedom & Belonging, personally and professionally.
You're good, but in the quiet moments;
+ Youāre regretful of the places youāve given too many fucks.
+ Youāre resentful of the people who have achieved more success, with less integrity.
+ Youāre sad and afraid that you might never get to be as wild, free and fully fulfilled as you truly wish to be.
Your fullest potential longs to be fulfilled.
Your sexy, sensual, siren self longs to be seen.
Your righteousness longs to be rewarded.
Youāve given 110% but now youāre spent, not just over it andĀ in need of a nap,Ā but kinda out of motivation. Sometimes life is great, like really great, but other times you're unable to muster the energy for any kind of hustle or hype.
You crave liberation, intimacy and the playful boldness to be your most unapologetic self.
Youāre scared to stop and really rest because you donāt have any laurels to rest on, no nice nest egg, or fairy god mother.
Your propensity for generosity, often means takingĀ responsibility forĀ everything, and everyone and while the intention is kind, it doesn'tĀ have toĀ leave youĀ struggling, or taking scraps for yourself. You get to be generous, kind and reallyĀ enjoy your life.
Youāre ready for a safe and soft life, but youāve been the provider for so long, you donāt know how to be provided for.Ā
You need a mountain top retreat spot, from which to rest a while. Where wisdom whispers in your ear and lets you see it all from a new perspective, and return renewedĀ & rejuvenatedĀ ...
A place where you get to be reminded of your unique magic, have your worthiness recognised and your Soul Contract revealed in a way that helps you really, truly, deeply understandĀ your power, your uniqueness, your Dharma, your Karma - your purpose..
Imagine a sanctuary of sanctity where your true nature is affirmed, your full potential activated and your frequency alchemised.
No AI, no ātrendsā, no pressure, no demands...
... just truth and beauty to nourish your soul.
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Youāre not a human DOING, or a machine, youāre a human BEINGĀ Ā and youāve forgotten your incarnation intentions.
otional' human experienceā¦Ā Ā Ā Ā To FEEL all the sensations and emotions that you only get to experience because you have a bodyā¦Ā Ā To share / express your experience for the greatest and highest good, expansion and evolution of all..Before incarnation, you were lightĀ Ā energyĀ and collective consciousness.
At the moment of your birth, you becameĀ Ā matter and your SpecificĀ Soul Contract with specific ancestry, legacy and assignmentsĀ were coded into yourĀ Ā dna.
Your purpose is to BE yourself, and express your signature frequency to impact and affect others, while we all navigate the line between liberation and belonging and the spectrum from fearĀ & densityĀ to loveĀ & levity.
The problem is that spirituality and personal growth have become dumbed down for mainstream entertainment when theyāre meant to be medicine and transformational resources.
The problem is that Art, Devotion, IntimacyĀ & Beauty have beenĀ hijacked by hacks + quick fixes. TimeĀ & age have becomeĀ 'imperfections'Ā instead of grace and masteryĀ is no longer revered.
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Most people drink cacao like its cocoa while watching the Emperor reveal his new clothes but instead of saying āHey, that guy is nakedā theyĀ coo along with the crowd and pretend like the farce is real.Ā
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Profound teachings are being served up as unintegrated sound bites. Misleading pieces ofĀ powerful wisdom regurgitated unintelligible. Nuanced insight, turned caricature by the masses.
As a long time student of the esoteric and artisan I feel frustrated, resentful and a little jaded.Ā
I struggle with the fact that āfashion priestessesā, āfive minute medicine womenā and āAI artistsā are serving the serious and sacred that I have sacrificed pieces of my soul for.Ā
I am afraid that āartificial intelligenceā is making people even less able to deal with depth, or able to think critically.
I worry that commitment to craftsmanship, art, embodiment, integration and the wisdom that comes from living and experiencing insight for oneself on one's journey are being lost.
Iām scared weāre all moving so fast, that we canāt see the magic in the mundane anymore
If we do not recognise, value, and choose our sacred depthĀ & humanness... with effort, perseverance and the embodied integration of our messy imperfect livesĀ
Ā our true grit and grace may be lost forever.
Are you new to my corner of the universe?
If so, hello lovely one, Iām Ebonie.
This is my life's work!!
I am ALL IN COMMITTED
IĀ donāt have kids, for most of my life I was single, my dharma and dedication has been to not just the learning of the information, but the āso whatā of where the science, art and magic intersect.
I am a walking, talking embodiment of what it means to be devoted to empowerment, embodiment and full self expression. To model it and help you to LIVE it.
That's why they call me Ebonie Alchemy.
I have over 25 years of experience of learning and living this work.
Iām a Sagittarius rising. My Sun is in Leo in the 8th House. My Mars, Jupiter and Saturn are in the 9th House. I am an emotional Manifesting Generator. A 5/2 profile. And LAX of Distraction. Iām a Soul 5, Mastery 7, Gift 8, Path 3. My 'purpose' is Code 28 'The Purposeful Player' and my 'vocation' is Code 29 'The Faithful Devotee' - I amĀ devoted to shedding misconceptions, sharing meaning where meaning is helpful, and helping you see the totality and timelessness of your Soul when it all feels futile.Ā
If you don't speak these codes yet, you will soon. All thisĀ means that I am driven by seeing and sharing the truth and in a way that empowers and heals.
It means that I amĀ here for your higher education, transmutation and self-initiation, whilst keeping it creative, playful and tangible!
It means I've learned about boundaries and projections the hard way, and I know the body through both painĀ + pleasure.
As anĀ emotional Manifesting Generator. A 5/2 profile. And Left Angle Cross of DistractionĀ people come to me to
Ā 'gain a different perspectiveā (5) & 'to integrate' (2)
and after years and years of being distracted by all the shiny things (as per my design) IĀ am a master atĀ helpingĀ you know what to trust and what to tune out.
The 5 - HereticĀ / Teacher / Messenger - is all about sharing practical, tangible solutions or steps.
āāI offer you practical guidance. I offer you a new, and heretical, way of looking at a problem. I offer my natural problem solving gifts. I encourage and challenge you. I help you solve what others can't. I help you see things differently and get to the other side. I help you reach your full potential. I am a mirror. What you see in me - what you project onto me - is what you are being called to heal within you. I invite you to take total responsibility for your growth. To be honest. To be vulnerable. I am a messenger. I unify. I share practical guidance and truth. Truth that can change you. Let yourself be changed.
The 2 - the Natural, the Hermit, or Responder KNOWS, has the information and then finds ways to share it that are natural for you to grasp.
I offer you my commitment. My natural gifts. My wisdom that comes from time in the void, and in solitude. I'm not afraid to lean into my own energy and essence. I model this, and I invite you to do the same. I invite you to find solace and growth in solitude.
Get to know who you are when you are alone.
The you who feels at one, at peace, at ease. Away from the hustle and bustle. I invite you to play.
To be, to exploreĀ and to get lost in what comes naturally to you. Stop hunting for the nextĀ shiny thing and instead relax into what you already know! To build on it. To find grace in what you have within you.
I invite you to stop fighting against the flow.
To float with the stream. To dance with life.
My conscious sun in gate 56 - the wandering storyteller means that I always have theĀ perfect allegory, anecdoteĀ orĀ illustrationĀ to help you understand what I am sharing and make itĀ relevantĀ andĀ relatableĀ for you.
My teaching style is playful, fun and youāll never feel like you're learning. You are not going to be ātaughtā - youāre going to be inspired into self discovery.
Elementally I have fire and air dominance, I am a passionate thinker and expressionist! With my open G centre, I can try on a thousand perspectives.Ā
My environment in HD is passive mountains,Ā I comfortably see things from the highestĀ vantage point. Having integrated information, I create spaces and containers that elevate, offer spaciousness and the opportunity to retreat and expand, so that you may witness yourself with love, while feeling the fresh air on your skin and allow for every and all sensitivity to be met and nurtured.
I am a rare blend of Mani Gen; a Reflector consciousness, (always finding ways to be delighted) and aĀ Manifestor Vehicle; always eonsĀ ahead of my timeā¦
I have been facilitating neurospicy, liminal, culture making misfits full time for the last 15 years. The last 10 of which has been with offers like this, where I take you on an adventure and you leave calmer, wiser, and more self assured.
I am all about offering tools that affirm your true nature and give you suggestions for counterbalance or alchemy where helpful.
My conscious Reflector mind has sampled SO MANY WAYS and I love to help you find the right one for you.
KISMETFLIXĀ is the emerald city and I am the wizard, helping you to find more brain, heart, and courage... so that you finally feel at home inside of yourself.
No deceptions, delusions or illusions...Ā Instead you'll findĀ everything you need to decode and decipher your soul contract.
This is exciting! I am excited! You should be excited. Your soul is yearning for this..Ā
but let me pull back the curtain and show you exactly how youāllĀ Ā get your creativity, compassion and courageĀ in congruence and coherenceĀ so that you feel fully fulfilled, empowered, embodied and expressed.
The āGAIAā and āSKY TVā
discover, decipher, devote,
align to and embody your
dream, design, destiny
of your fullest potential
Make peace with your Kismet, integrate your specific shadows and fall wildly in love with your life, physically, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually.
Not whenĀ Ā xzy,Ā butĀ Ā now
Enter your very own Netflix style portal of enriching, on-demand
guides, trainings, teachings and classes.
Inside Kismetflix youāll find an ever growing library of trainings on everything Soul Contract and Kismet Codes.
Youāll find trainings under the pillars of:
- Astrology (Sacred Symbols + Archetypes)
- Human Design (The science of differentiation and Aura mechanics)
- The Hexigram // Kismet Codes // Gene Keys (iChing)
- Frequency Energetic, Elemental + Embodied Alchemy
- Integration | The Turn of The Wheel| Full Fractal Living
Ā Modules:Ā There is no curriculum, instead under each main module, youāll get all sorts of trainings, teachings, lessons, and classes to pick from.
I will drop new content bit by bit as I get the urge to create it,Ā Ā sometimes many at once, some times once a monthĀ
I have a framework that I am building out, but youāll also be able to request a specific training if you so wish.
āļøĀ Youāll get access to a Netflix style portal where you can search by category, by keyword or by recommendation.
āļø Youāll get access for a year at first and then if you wish to continue getting access to everything inside the portal, and all the extras there will be an option to do so with a loyalty bonus.
The idea is thatĀ kismetflix isĀ the āteachā space andĀ embody your design isĀ the āexperienceā place.
I have designed them to work together or individually so that you can learn and then implementĀ & embody what youāre learning, making sure that itsĀ embedded and lived.
Ā Live Elements:Ā Once aĀ quarter I'll host live calls where I'm available to whoever shows up to answer questions and make things more personal to your situation, and explain things in more depth or detail.Ā
You also have the option to book in for one off 1:1 sessions AND you get access to The Maven Haven Ā where I am available for whatever you need.
Ā Community: Ā The Maven HavenĀ is our community inner circle space. Hosted by Sovereign Magazine on the Heartbeat Platform. I am available for you, you ask when you need to, and I'll reply right there in the app.
Ā Assets: Youāll get a mixture of video, audio, pdf, visual and written teaching materials. I break down the class / teachings in a variety of ways to suit multiple learning styles and you have the option to star or favourite the classes you want to keep safe to a playlist so theyāre easily accessible.
Ā Physical Products:Ā The Kismet Code deck and the Everything, Everything Soul Contract Cheat codes are not included, but work really well alongside Kismetflix
Ā Benefits:Ā
- āStudyā at your own pace in a way that suits you
- Learn from me in my element, sharing what I love and am an expert in, with my mesmerising, storytelling vibe and enjoy being entertained, while also being inspired into empowered
- Discover the specifics of how Human Design, Astrology, The Hexigram, Numeric, frequency and energetic codes are working in your electro magnetic field and how to align with your design and honour your contracts.
- Designed for maximum transformation and self led liberation
- Understand your unique shadows, karma and soul assignments so that you stop wasting time and energy on things that are not yours to transmute
- Ā Affirm your true nature and become self assured, confident and at ease with your gifts, so that you stop wasting time and energy on assuming youāre not enough or that youāre too much and instead take your correct place in the universe.
- Activate your unique magic, discover your Dharma, Karma, Purpose, Vocation and learn your specific coding for stability, relating, resource and so much more!
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Ā Your life will be forever changed as youĀ Ā
- Understand how you are designed to interact with the world, make decisions, process fear, emotion and change
- Learn how your body is designed to move, learn, consume and digest for maximum focus and magnetism
- Discover your DharmaĀ
- Dissolve your KarmaĀ
- Unlock your UniquenessĀ
- Shine a light on your ShadowsĀ
- Leverage your LightĀ
- Generate more of your GeniusĀ
- Magnetise more fulfilment, ease, vitality, liberation, love and moneyĀ
Imagine how much vitality and life force youāll reclaim when you know what your purpose, dharma and vocation truly are.
Imagine the energy and space youāll free up in your mind when you are able to discern clearly what is yours to work with, and what is not
Imagine all the extra power and potency in your life when you can put down with certainty what is no longer yours to carry, own or change.
Imagine the magic, ease and fulfilment youāll add to the life of your kids, teams, clients when you model a deeper understanding of how it all works, of who you are here to be, for who and how?!
We need culture makers like you more than ever!
Now is the time to take a stand - the culture we live in sucks but together we have the power to change it.
These are the secrets that every conscious love-led creator needs to enable a culture shift and to succeed while honouring their values andĀ Ā becoming their most fulfilled selves.
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Yeah, ok - I'm sold but how much in cash money?
Okay, so I want you to know that when my team first suggested this price and format to me my ego screamed HELL NO... I am not 'giving away' everything for that little!!
My teachings are classic, timeless and will pay you dividends for the rest of you life...
BUT, I do want them to be accessed and used by you
AND, I want my life to be simple.
Which, leads us to this incredible offer.
When you sign up for KISMETFLIX
I am going to GIFT YOU access to:
āØĀ Misfit to Maven: The Fundamentals
(which was my signature program for 10 years) put into your library.Ā
AND, not only that, but also
āØĀ Misfit to Maven: The Treasure Trove
āØĀ Your Thing Sure ThingĀ
AND, I've already put all the classes fromĀ
āØĀ Embodied NumerologyĀ into the KISMETFLIX portal.
You can buy these programsĀ separately,
but... I want you to have them all for free!
When you say yes to kismetflix, You're getting this entirely unique portal of my new teachings -Ā which I will continue toĀ add to each month (invaluable)
You'll get access to The Maven Haven - for real-time support fromĀ me (priceless)
AND you'll get these programs added too:
- Misfit to MavenĀ (Get it standalone for Ā£997)
- Misfit to Maven: The Treasure TroveĀ (Get it standalone for Ā£444)
- Your Thing Sure ThingĀ (Get it standalone for Ā£444)
- Embodied NumerologyĀ (Get it standalone for Ā£444)
- PlusĀ 5 years of Classes from what was formerly 'Fire + Flow' and 'Sacrosanct'Ā have already been edited and added to KismetflixĀ Ā
TheĀ costĀ of these bonus programs alone is: Ā£8329Ā
All of theseĀ and all of the new content is yours for just Ā£1111 a year (or a payment plan of Ā£95 a month)
And, even though this is ridiculous value, I have one more ace up my sleeve...
TheĀ last 3 years have been tough for me, and I want to kick off this new era with a bang, and in good company,Ā so the first 20 of you join me under the guise ofĀ Ā 'Black Friday'Ā get an extra sweetener -Ā I am offering 10 founder spots at Ā£550 for the year and 10 founder spots at Ā£650 for the year... (also with payment plan option)
But once they're gone, that's it no more sales ever.
If youĀ come in as a founder you get to keep your rate as long as you stay!Ā
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š„ Unlock your Soul Contract forĀ less than your daily latte
š„ Reclaim hours of time and pain as you affirm your true self, activate your magic, and amplify your life force!!
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